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Track 10: The Sweet Good Morning Contest!
NAGISA: Hmm, so this is what’s trendy these days, huh?
HARU: What’s trendy?
NAGISA: Haru-chan, Mako-chan, Rin-chan, and Rei-chan!
MAKOTO: Nagisa, what are you reading?
NAGISA: It’s a women’s magazine I found in the clubroom. Club can’t start until the rest of you get here, so I started reading it to pass the time. It’s actually pretty interesting.
MAKOTO: Could it belong to Gou-chan?
RIN: Hm? Oh, yeah, I saw her reading that the other day.
NAGISA: I found this really fun article inside this magazine. [flips] This one! Read this one, guys!
MAKOTO: Let’s see here… “Video Games Aimed At Girls Are Popular Among Women”?
HARU: Video games aimed at girls?
REI: Oh, I saw this on TV the other day. It means love simulation games and the like that are targeted to the female audience. So, what about it?
NAGISA: The reason why girls love these sorts of games is because they get to listen to sweet words from a good-looking character, so…
REI: …Nagisa-kun’s eyes are shining…
RIN: I have nothing but bad feelings about this.
NAGISA: If it was up to you guys, what words would you say?
REI: …I knew it…
NAGISA: AND SO! We will now hold a contest on who can say the sweetest good morning greeting!
HARU: Too much trouble.
RIN: No fucking way.
NAGISA: YOU TWO! This is a contest with your manly pride on the line! Who among us will speak the sweetest words?!
RIN: …A contest, you say?
NAGISA: Haru-chan, Rin-chan. You’re not telling me that you would do something so indistinct such as losing without even putting up a fight, now, are you?!
HARU: …!
RIN: …Tch! Fine! We just have to do it, right, Nagisa? If we’re gonna do it, then I’m gonna win.
HARU: Don’t cry even if you lose, Rin.
RIN: I won’t cry. We’ll verse each other to see who’s the sweetest, Haru.
NAGISA: Nothing less from you two!
MAKOTO: …Those two are so easy to manipulate…
REI: …Yes…
NAGISA: Then let’s start with Haru-chan! 3, 2, 1… 9!
HARU: It’s morning. Get up.
NAGISA: E-Eh? T-That’s it?
HARU: Yeah.
RIN: That’s how you always act.
NAGISA: That wasn’t sweet at all, Haru-chan! You have to at least say that you’re going to feed them breakfast! One more chance! 3, 2, 1… 9!
HARU: It’s morning. Get up. Hm? Yeah, I’m grilling mackerel right now. What? …It’s fine, mackerel is the perfect nutritional source. Come on, get up already. Breakfast is getting cold. Or is this because you want me to feed it to you?
NAGISA: …H-Haru-chan is being sweet!
MAKOTO: It is sweet coming from Haru, but… hmm, besides the part where he said he’d feed you, I got the sense that he acted the way he always does.
NAGISA: You’re next then, Mako-chan! 3, 2, 1… 9!
MAKOTO: Ehhh, me?! Uhmm… Good morning! Eh? Are you still sleepy? Come on, you’re gonna be late. Hm? Five more minutes? There you go saying that again. You went right back to sleep after saying that yesterday and the day before that too! Using that sort of voice on me isn’t going to work. I’m not listening today. Come on, hurry up and get changed. Let’s go together.
REI: [gulps] As expected of Makoto-senpai… He sweetly reprimands! A very formidable opponent…
NAGISA: Then I guess I’ll go next. Let’s see… Good morning! Come on, wake up! Hey, no, you’re not allowed to dig back under your covers! The weather is great outside today, don’t spend it away sleeping! Hey, if you’re going to keep being selfish like that, I’m going in and sleeping with you! [giggles] I’m just kidding. Don’t get so flustered. Come on, come out of bed.
HARU: You sound so mature when you speak calmly like that, Nagisa.
NAGISA: You make it sound like I’m never calm!
HARU: You’re not.
NAGISA: Falsehoods! You’re next, Rei-chan! 3, 2, 1… 9!
REI: Good morning. Hurry up and get out of bed. You appear quite sleepy. I bet you stayed up late again, didn’t you. [sighs] What a hopeless person you are. You’ll keep feeling fatigued if you keep up your lack of sleep. Come, out of bed now. If you get yourself properly ready for the day, I might even give you a reward.
RIN: Get a load of this guy looking down on them…
NAGISA: But I think it would make some girls squeal. You’re last, Rin-chan! 3, 2, 1… 9!
RIN: Hey, get up already. It’s morning. Geez… Why do I have to keep waking you up every morning? Huh? What? Because despite all my complaints, I still do it? Hey, it’s not voluntary! It’s boring when you’re not awake. …Ugh, nothing! Come on, if you don’t hurry up, I’m leaving you behind. ——How was that, Haru?!
HARU: That’s how you always act. It wasn’t sweet at all.
RIN: Huh?! I was way sweeter than you! Who was sweeter, me or Haru, Nagisa?
REI: Well, Nagisa-kun? How do you intend to choose?
NAGISA: Oh… yeah, it’s pretty difficult to judge… Hmm… Why don’t we get Gou-chan to judge?
RIN: I’m not speaking like that in front of my sister!