Summary of Romeo and Juliet

• romeo:im so sad
• romeo:ill never be happy
• romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
• romeo:WHO DAT
• romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
• romeo:imma dance with her
• romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
• juliet:dafuq are you
• romeo:shh *kiss*
• juliet::oo
• *party over*
• romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
• romeo:LADY
• romeo:HEY LADY
• juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
• romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
• juliet:dont you think its too soon
• romeo:idk
• juliet:brb
• romeo:k
• juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
• romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
• *next day*
• rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
• friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
• romeo:yeh
• friar:ok fine ur married
• rome and juli:yaaaay
• *some time later*
• tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
• mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
• tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
• mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
• romeo:hnnn
• tybalt:....
• romeo HNNN
• tybalt:...
• romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
• tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
• prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
• romeo:i sorry
• prince:no ur banished
• romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
• romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
• friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
• romeo:k *leaves*
• juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
• friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
• juliet:ok
• juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
• nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
• lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
• nurse:k
• juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
• romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
• romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
• romeo:WHAT
• romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
• romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
• romeo:*buys potion*
• romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
• romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
• romeo:but im sure she is
• romeo:*kiss juliet*
• romeo:*drinks poison*
• romeo:he ded
• juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
• juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
• juliet:HE DED
• juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
• oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
• friar:*comes in cell*
• friar:uh oh
• prince:WHAT DIS
• CAPULET:WHAT DIS
• LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
• MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
• CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother